This is your captain speaking.
A very warm welcome to Air Comet.
"On top" of our leather flight, you will be served by
our friendliest flight stewardess wearing leather gloves only.
There is strictly no "standing" during leatherbulence.
If you experience breathing difficulty,
our leather gloved stewardess will perform leather gloves over mouth
or in short GOM to ease your breathing difficulty.
Please attend to yourself before attending to others.
Please enjoy your leather flight.
